So yesterday I went to Starbucks because I had like four dollars in my wallet and I was thirsty. Anyways, after the lady took my order like usual they ask you what your name is right? Well being me and all in my head I was like “The name Nick is too boring let’s spice this mother fucker up”. So I told the lady my name was Voldemort in the most calm way I could and for like two minutes she looked at me like I was fucking crazy. So I awkwardly walked away and sat down for like another five minutes or so until my drink came, and when I looked at the name on the cup I couldn’t help but to laugh for the longest time.
Thor is the son of Odin. Yeah great. He’s already a freakin’ mythological figure. Just stop. Black Widow as a daughter of Artemis? Are you kidding? Nooooooooo silly. She’s not a lesbian, or a man hater, and I’m pretty sure she’s had sex with a lot a lot of men, and used her body to get what she wants. Daughter of Aphrodite maybe. Capt as a son of Athena? Whyyyy? Same with Bruce, no reason for that. Iron man I can see where you’re coming from but… again that’s basically the opposite of Hephaestus’ personality. Hawkeye is the only one I agree with.
#if you don’t understand what’s problematic about saying nat’s patron goddess can’t be artemis because she’s not a lesbian or a man hater … #i can’t help you #cap is the son of athena because athena is the patron goddess of warfare strategy #bruce as a child of poseidon is clever and fitting for several reasons that i’m sorry nobody seems to be able to see #but my fave is that poseidon is also father to polyphemus #a cyclops encountered by odysseus #tony might be a little more hera than hephaestus in personality but if you can’t see why that’s ironic and bittersweet #well #ok #o #k #OH AND GODS HELP THE NEXT PERSON WHO REBLOGS TO SAY ARTEMIS IS A VIRGIN
- DEREK: I GET IT, YOU'RE AN ALPHA
- SCOTT: WHA
- DEREK: BUT I AM STILL THE ALPHA
- SCOTT: YOU ARE CRAZY
- DEREK: JUST SAY I AM AWESOME
- SCOTT: ...
- DEREK: JUST ONCE, SO STILES CAN HEAR
Your Digital Flapper Dictionary
- Terms and Useful Phrases
- That’s bullshit! - Thats all wet!
- I’ve got a shitty date - I’ve got a flat tire
- Don’t be stupid - Don’t be sill
- Move your ass! - Get a wiggle!
- A car you had sex in - Struggle Buggy
- Wasted - Spifflicated (from the words spiffy and intoxicated)
- That Hobo on the corner - That Palooka over there
- Now you’ve got it! - Now you’re on the trolly!
- A Gangsta’s bitch - A Moll
- A slut - A Hotsy Totsy
- I’m Engaged! - I’m Handcuffed
- Beer - Giggle Water
- Legs - Gams
- Boobs - Ninny Pies
- Rich Person - an egg
- The Commen Jerk - A Drugstore Cowboy
- Don’t be a shit head! - Don’t take any wooden nickels!
- That’s fucking awesome! - That’s the Bee’s knees!
- Honey, I said NO - Bank’s Closed, hon
- Holy Shit! - Hot Socks!
- That’s Great! - That’s the Cat’s Pajamas!
- Classy - Swanky
- I need to get wasted - I need to see a man about a dog
- A woman’s Cigarette - A freedom Torch
- That girl is HOT SHIT - That dames got IT
My Homage to an era (the Roaring Twenties) that had no end of wonderful slang, you can add some of your favorites to the list, lets see just how big this Hay Burner (a large object) can get!
Time to update my vocabulary.